Silicon Valley is fed up with slow Internet speeds
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View ArticleBrooklyn physics teacher to take flight on NASA’s high-flying observatory
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View ArticleIndia Wants to Build Its Own Chips to Satisfy Electronics Demand
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View ArticleSolar gadgets that could save the planet
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View ArticleLinux users targeted by password-stealing ‘Wirenet’ Trojan
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View ArticleSoccer Superstar Neymar on the Weight of the World Cup
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View ArticleA 71-Year-Old Man Built A Fully-Functioning Volkswagen Beetle Out Of Wood
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View ArticleNarendra Modi to be elected BJP, NDA coalition leader on Tuesday
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View ArticleUSB SuperSpeed will relegate Thunderbolt to a niche
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